Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Ten Things In Every Metrosexual Fridge

1. Perrier
2. Lemon
3. Ice
4. Eye Pac Masque
5. Mixers (tonic/soda/ginger)
6. Brie
7.Condom (Just in case)
8. Apple (sin symbolism)
9. Lindt Extra Dark (90%)
10. Absolut Kurant

7 Comments:

Blogger Sin said...

Oh the Kurant. The Kurant!

2:19 am  
Blogger Chicken Little said...

I opened the fridge this morning to find my flatmate's waxing strips. They melt if you leave them outside in the summer, she says.

3:11 pm  
Blogger Uber Homme said...

addict: WAXING STRIPS ..yuk..chee!!! Is she (he?) the kind who leaves her bra on the towel rack ?? :)

4:16 pm  
Blogger Sin said...

Wait. I just re-read that list. Did you say "condom"? There are condoms in the fridge? Isn't there some sort of brittleness issue inherent in that?

4:44 pm  
Blogger Chicken Little said...

Luckily we don't share bathrooms. And don't fret, they were the pre-packed ultra-hygienic kind.

5:09 pm  
Blogger s said...

the pedant in me has to point that the ice would melt in the fridge...

and sin's right about the condoms...on top of that, i'd be so weirded out if the guy ran to the kitchen, in the middle of our passionate making out session and retrieved condoms from his FRIDGE(?!)! they need to be by the bed or very near it (one guy i dated had a very handy 'goodie drawer', under his bed!).

plus, wouldn't cold condoms kill the hard-on?

5:12 pm  
Blogger Uber Homme said...

Sarah: You pedant you! Fridge generically includes the freezer bit on top so ice wouldn't melt! I'm always losing things so a sealed condom (or two) in the butter compartment isn't such a bad thing!!! Also, given my abysmal non existent sex life, they may last longer in the fridge!

1:36 pm  

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