Ten Things In Every Metrosexual Fridge
1. Perrier
2. Lemon
3. Ice
4. Eye Pac Masque
5. Mixers (tonic/soda/ginger)
6. Brie
7.Condom (Just in case)
8. Apple (sin symbolism)
9. Lindt Extra Dark (90%)
10. Absolut Kurant
2. Lemon
3. Ice
4. Eye Pac Masque
5. Mixers (tonic/soda/ginger)
6. Brie
7.Condom (Just in case)
8. Apple (sin symbolism)
9. Lindt Extra Dark (90%)
10. Absolut Kurant
posted by Uber Homme at 9:25 pm
3 Comments:
addict: WAXING STRIPS ..yuk..chee!!! Is she (he?) the kind who leaves her bra on the towel rack ?? :)
the pedant in me has to point that the ice would melt in the fridge...
and sin's right about the condoms...on top of that, i'd be so weirded out if the guy ran to the kitchen, in the middle of our passionate making out session and retrieved condoms from his FRIDGE(?!)! they need to be by the bed or very near it (one guy i dated had a very handy 'goodie drawer', under his bed!).
plus, wouldn't cold condoms kill the hard-on?
Sarah: You pedant you! Fridge generically includes the freezer bit on top so ice wouldn't melt! I'm always losing things so a sealed condom (or two) in the butter compartment isn't such a bad thing!!! Also, given my abysmal non existent sex life, they may last longer in the fridge!
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