Frigid Jones Diary- The horrors of Cyberdating

Number of Profile Views: 3,672.
Number of Profiles met: 0
Number of Profiles wanted to meet: 2
(but didn’t muster the courage)
Number of messages received: 1321
% of these from unattractive types: 95%
% of these from friends too lazy to SMS: 5%
% of responses from “bottoms” 50%
% of responses from wannabe tops: 50%
%of responses seeking instant sex: 97.5%
Most common words used: “sincire” “verstyle” “LOL” “hahahahahaha”
Most common body part photographed: schlong
Most common favourite book: The Da Vinci Code
Most Common Description: “I am simple boy.” “I hate liers”
Most Common Favourite Actress: Julia Roberts
Most Common Favourite Actor : Bread (sic) Pitt
Most Common long term Goal : Relationship
Most Common immediate Goal : One night stand
Picture source: GQ/Esquire/advertising
Resemblance to picture posted: 0%
Most repeated introduction: "Hello Dear"
Usual Intro: ". i prefer to meet any white man who is living if ur instrusted in an goos relationship or friendship with me u can msg me i will reply to u ... one thing there ae som thing that i need u should be ..romantic,flexible bit hunk and in 22 to 30 ... i am into younger guys only. i like bondage ,kinkysex and otherstuff. (sic)