Monday, July 25, 2005

Ten Reasons To Temporarily Cease Blogging

1. The nagging fear that you are being a crashing bore.
2. The additional nagging fear that you are repeating situations.
3. A pernicious attack of flu which has impaired your ability to string a decent sentence together.
4. The absence of something which moves you and which you can write about.
5. A dreadful choice of DVD's not worth reviewing
6. Ennui.
7. Periods. Yes. Men do have them. Just differently.
8. The continuing breakdown of internet services (well, for last week only.)
9. What if Mummy comes across this site - accidentally ?
10. Love, actually.

Normal service will resume shortly.


Blogger Sin said...

1) No worries. Insecurities are SO 1996.

2) As long as it's entertaining, who cares?

3) Hot fluids. And lots of them.

4) Fair enough.

5) Just make fun of them.

6) Replace with angst, and it's amazing how quickly things turn around.

7) Advil. Aleve. Morphine?

8) Dialup is well and good!

9) Pretend it's not you. I've almost had to do that once.

10) Oh dear. That alone mitigates your entire case. That should give you a great deal to write about!

4:42 pm  
Blogger s said...

6) Replace with angst, and it's amazing how quickly things turn around.

best advice ever...

6:10 pm  
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6:13 pm  
Blogger assiniboine said...

I refer you to Slate, as to the perils of blogging. But "Bezels" is anonymous, right?

As to being a bore...well, we've all been there, right? At my great age, parties are invariably a hazard zone (shut up you garrulous fool!) so relax: this is your space!

12:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder why loves been put at the end of the list.

1:06 am  

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