Monday, July 25, 2005

Ten Reasons To Temporarily Cease Blogging

1. The nagging fear that you are being a crashing bore.
2. The additional nagging fear that you are repeating situations.
3. A pernicious attack of flu which has impaired your ability to string a decent sentence together.
4. The absence of something which moves you and which you can write about.
5. A dreadful choice of DVD's not worth reviewing
6. Ennui.
7. Periods. Yes. Men do have them. Just differently.
8. The continuing breakdown of internet services (well, for last week only.)
9. What if Mummy comes across this site - accidentally ?
10. Love, actually.

Normal service will resume shortly.

4 Comments:

Blogger sarah (tales of ordinary madness) said...

6) Replace with angst, and it's amazing how quickly things turn around.

best advice ever...

6:10 pm  
Blogger sarah (tales of ordinary madness) said...

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6:13 pm  
Blogger assiniboine said...

I refer you to Slate, as to the perils of blogging. But "Bezels" is anonymous, right?

As to being a bore...well, we've all been there, right? At my great age, parties are invariably a hazard zone (shut up you garrulous fool!) so relax: this is your space!

12:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder why loves been put at the end of the list.

1:06 am  

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