Ten Reasons Not to Have Flu

1. You wake up feeling lousy.
2. You spend the day feeling lousy.
3. You go to bed feeling lousy.
4. Things make even less sense than they usually do.
5. Cough syrups are an acquired taste.
6. People are scared to sit too close to you...
7. And therefore, the odds of scoring become even remoter.
8. "Relax, its only flu" doesn't quite hit the right note
9. None of the five senses work in equilibrium
10. Flu sux.